


"If only the Astros had tried that!" Indeed. "Notice how the uniforms form a rainbow when they're lined up," adds Glenn Tanner. "Doesn't get any cooler than those uniforms with the team name broken up across all the jerseys," says Pat Jordan, and it's hard to argue with that. Uni Watch was pleasantly surprised to see this underrated tale of an all-black barnstorming team draw so much support. "The Bingo Long Traveling All-Stars & Motor Kings" (1976) The cotton flannels, the yellow belts, the classic rear-jersey sponsor, the real stirrups (scandalously lacking from the 2005 remake) - it's a uni-cinematic masterpiece from start to finish.

"I don't even have to think about it," says Joe Fiorill, and neither does Uni Watch. Whichever side of this debate you fall on, we should all be able to agree that the movie deserves credit for its complete absence of logo creep on the jersey sleeves.Įveryone loves those old school Bad News Bears uniforms. "The Dallas uniforms had to be the most imaginative ever in a movie, because you'd never see a real team wearing something like that," says Derek Bredeson, a backhanded compliment that captures this film's yea-or-nay conflict. Although some respondents mentioned the Miami Sharks' black-on-black combo, most of the analysis, pro and con, was reserved for the Dallas Knights, thanks to their black/mustard color scheme (or "vomit-colored," as one reader put it), cross-adorned jerseys and leggings, and eyeball-themed helmet logos ( fore and aft). Drumroll, pleaseĮasily the most controversial film among this column's readers, garnering almost as many nods for worst uniforms (which Uni Watch hadn't even asked about) as for best. Here, then, are our 10 finalists, presented in alphabetical order, along with some choice commentary from the readers who nominated them. In this column, Uni Watch presents the 10 most popular nominees and gives you a chance to vote for the ultimate winner. So last month, Uni Watch put out the call: Which movies have had the coolest uniforms? Scores of readers responded, citing several dozen flicks. Like, did "Brokeback Mountain" have uniforms? Or "Good Night, and Good Luck"? "King Kong"? Uni Watch didn't think so.įortunately, there have been plenty of films over the years where the unis have been front and center. They'll be announcing the Oscar nominations soon out in Hollywood, but Uni Watch can't be bothered with those movies.
